Sic itur ad astra
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

theperksofbeinggme:
PILL BARISTAS

*snicker*
goatmusk:

i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips

Ok I need to practice this move.

goatmusk:

i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips

Ok I need to practice this move.

tres13:

brinaelegiraffe:

shelzie:

hatewizard:

devidementia:

smellestine:

chipperwhale:

what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?
that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.
that’s not how it fucking works

no not really
the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes
and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink
and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.
I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.

^^^

Perfect metaphor is perfect.

THIS ^^^^^^

Yes this!!

tres13:

brinaelegiraffe:

shelzie:

hatewizard:

devidementia:

smellestine:

chipperwhale:

what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?

that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.

that’s not how it fucking works

no not really

the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes

and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink

and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.

I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.

^^^

Perfect metaphor is perfect.

THIS ^^^^^^

Yes this!!

submissivefeminist:

When you misbehave, you will be locked below and forced to listen to Me cum without you.

Oooh I’m reposting this so I’ve got it on my page for inspiration.  My husband and I are wanting to build a new bed frame and I’m gathering ideas :D  (although ours will be much less obvious what with kids in the house and all!).

submissivefeminist:

When you misbehave, you will be locked below and forced to listen to Me cum without you.

Oooh I’m reposting this so I’ve got it on my page for inspiration.  My husband and I are wanting to build a new bed frame and I’m gathering ideas :D  (although ours will be much less obvious what with kids in the house and all!).

fuckyeahtattoos:

I just got this done and I’m so in love with it.
Done by: 
Gil at Action Ink in Taunton, Ma.
 theteacupsecrets.tumblr.com

That’s fucking awesome!!  I’ve got a large Orion constellation piece on my arm for my first child.  Constellations are awesome!

fuckyeahtattoos:

I just got this done and I’m so in love with it.

Done by: 

Gil at Action Ink in Taunton, Ma.

 theteacupsecrets.tumblr.com

That’s fucking awesome!!  I’ve got a large Orion constellation piece on my arm for my first child.  Constellations are awesome!

babyslime:

crackerhell:

crab-cakes:

peonygoodchild:

C I R C L E T S  (x)

I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets.

No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it.

BEAUTY

ohmygod. Third row down, the ivy one? I want this so. fucking. bad. for our wedding anniversary party whenever we finally get a chance to do it (originally planned for our ten year, but at this rate it’ll be more like a 15th party instead). Our wedding was Renaissance-themed and I wore a circlet fashioned with 50/50 fake and real flowers, woven with ivy. Ivy leaves also decorated everything from the tables to the wedding cake. I fucking love ivy.

Our anniversary party is going to be a costumed affair as well (this time more like flapper-era), and omg that circlet would be amazeballs with a tea dress.

Oh goodness.  I need these all.  I made all my bridesmaids wear fairy wings for my wedding :)  

femmesandfamily:

need

That box needs to be covered in glitter.  Wait.  What a great craft idea, making a glittery emergency tiara storage box.   …yes

femmesandfamily:

need

That box needs to be covered in glitter.  Wait.  What a great craft idea, making a glittery emergency tiara storage box.   …yes

<3

<3

dawningmama:

fancybidet:

glam-pire:

obscenepromqueen:

I am in love with this piece.
and I miss having a bathtub.

mmm

omfg
one day

omg  omg  dreamy

Oh goodness.  Can I have all of this for Mother&#8217;s Day? K, thanks! :D

dawningmama:

fancybidet:

glam-pire:

obscenepromqueen:

I am in love with this piece.

and I miss having a bathtub.

mmm

omfg

one day

omg  omg  dreamy

Oh goodness.  Can I have all of this for Mother’s Day? K, thanks! :D

babyslime:

unwoundghost:

mylovewillflow:

oh my god this is beautiful

The artist has a few other really lovely comics! I’ve added a source so you can see them.

This legitimately made me cry. :(

So beautiful!

..I do have to wonder what the guy cutting the eggs from the tree’s job title was though… soul harvester?  God?  The Universe?  

Very very pretty though :)